ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
so let's talk penis.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
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