I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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