addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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