shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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