I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
we're so committed to being not committed
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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