I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
Randomize
