Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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