we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Small penises have feelings too.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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