am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
I had to cum in my sink.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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