just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
And then my night got REAL pukey
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
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