she looked like the bat from fern gully.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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