Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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