Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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