what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
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