She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Actions speak louder than pants.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize
