like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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