He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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