i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
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