Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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