Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
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