U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
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