Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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