Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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