we made out on top of his cat.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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