I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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