Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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