8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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