I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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