Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
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