The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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