Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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