Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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