She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
FUCK WHALES
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