is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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