I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
Do vagina's smell?
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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