the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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