Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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