it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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