its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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