..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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