i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
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