let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
Randomize
