Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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