I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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