What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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