I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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