yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
this hospital has no fireball
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
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