That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
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Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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