He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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