My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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