Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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