Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
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