More tranny stories later!
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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