I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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