I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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